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  • [Image ID: Twelve-panel pen and ink comic. In the first panel, a hairy dyke sweats and blushes in embarrassment as they lift weights at the gym while bystanders glare at them in disgust. In the second panel, the dyke stands alone wearing a towel, about to enter the bathroom. In the third panel, they raise a razor to their very hairy leg. A speech bubble interrupts them. It reads: "Just what do you think you're doing?" In the forth panel, the dyke gasps and looks over their shoulder in surprise. Their ass is out. In the fifth panel, the dyke exclaims: "Who... who are you?!" to the five saintly apparitions hovering above them, crowned with halos and garbed in masculine styles from various time periods. In the sixth panel, the first apparition speaks: "We are the Butches of Ages Past. We appear to you now in your hour of need." In the seventh panel, the second apparition says: "We saw that you were about to succumb to societal pressure to shave your legs." In the eighth panel, the hairy dyke looks down shamefully at their razor and whines, "People keep staring at me like I'm a walking infection... In the ninth panel all five apparitions shout "DEAL WITH IT!" in unison. In the tenth panel, the third apparition says: "You wear your stigma with pride and don't flinch or look back. That's the way it is done, friend." In the eleventh panel, the first apparition places her hand upon the dyke's shoulder and asks: "If you don't dyke this place up, who will?" The dyke adopts a determined expression and exclaims: "You're right!" In the twelve and final panel, the dyke is back at the gym, lifting a large weight and smirking in smug and wicked pleasure at the alarmed expressions of other patrons. Their legs are still very hairy. Above them a video game-like marker floats in the air and reads: "Mission: DYKE THIS PLACE UP!!!!!"ALT

    sometimes instead of a horrid little monk, divine visions of lesbians dance in my head dispensing wisdom

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    comment by angelfira reading: [censored username] this post isn't for trans women, it's for women, more specifically for butch lesbians. not everything is for you. go away. make your own art. leave women the fuck alone.ALT
    four panel comic. in the first panel the butch is weirdly contorted and shouting 'HEY YOU!'In the second panel the butch is pointing at the reader and says “You don’t fucking speak for me.” In the third panel the butch says “If my comic is ‘for’ anyone but me, it’s for people whose bodies and gender expression are stigmatized. If that doesn’t include trans women, then it’s a meaningless sentiment. YOU don’t get to decide who relates to MY art.” In the fourth panel the butch is grasping their head and saying “I’m not going to waste my time debating you. YOU leave ME alone and stop trying to turn my art into a weapon against my trans sisters, you hateful fucking clown.”ALT
  • let's create a designer dog vote for length:

    muzzle

    tail

    legs

    torso

    ears

    coat

  • despazito

    i will render the dog each day (currently moving tho so i may miss one) to track its progress and because the current blind voting system is making results too tame

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    he is still too normal

  • despazito

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    guys he is getting more normal

  • acekoral

    This is our own way of protesting designer dogs, he deserves to be normal and happy

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    night terror

  • what did you create today bud? maybe you created a thought about a balloon? maybe a breakfast this morning? maybe a look at a dog trotting by. maybe a heartbeat? it is incredible how much art you are making all the dang time. you are SO prolific

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    [liberal voice]: the idea that you should care about the indigenous people being neglected in hawaii is just a right-wing narrative! the true, progressive, left-wing narrative is that we must increase military funding to defeat the nefarious threat of red china

  • if u r trans no matter what ur agab and ur gender may be there is a good chance u will have a voice in ur head telling u that u need to lose weight to pass and to have people take u seriously . that is the voice of the DEVIL do NOT LISTEN TO IT !!!!

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    Simms Taback

  • wizardsisananimal

  • As a lesbian, it’s happened twice already that one “guy” stands out to me and I think “huh maybe they’re kinda cute and interesting, I wanna get to know them” and then I get to know them better and it’s a closeted trans girl who I somehow sniffed with my little nonbinary lesbian nose

  • no-this-is-ryan

    IT JUST HAPPENED FOR A THIRD TIME!!!!

  • no-this-is-ryan

    You guys will never believe what just happened to me

  • no-this-is-ryan

    What does it mean if every “man” I’ve been attracted to was actually a trans woman? Idk what this says about my sexual orientation but it does mean I have astounding egg-dar

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    Gays being able to detect trans people of our preferred gender and being able to feel preemptive attraction to them is a phenomenon I was not aware extended to people beyond me

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  • elinaline
  • whimsical-catacombs

    much to Yahoo's chagrin, Firefox is actually the new pdf

  • mad-hare

    this is a big deal since adobe recently locked editing PDFs behind a paywall :’)

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